Featured Big art glass snake lamp shade help

or maybe this

 

I just have to add that I've always had this strange fear of snakes falling on me from above. This isn't helping.

 

LOL, my neighbor told me that as a kid he went up in his grandma's attic and pulled the light cord to turn on the light.....only it wasn't a light cord it was a snake's tail and the snake fell on him. I have to say that was the story I thought of when I saw this light shade.

 

I can't wait until @Any Jewelry wakes up tomorrow morning & sees this all lit up.

BTW I will not be one of the ones fighting her for it because I think the only good snake is a dead snake.