LOL! https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/91814609_quite-disgusting-contemporary-art-ceramic-bowl "Quite Disgusting Contemporary Art Ceramic Bowl" Approximately 3 1/8 x 2 3/4 x 1 3/16 inches. CONDITION Good condition, as pictured. $5 starting bid CLEARANCE.
I once bought a Balinese Art Deco carving of the monkey God Hanuman, from a seller who listed it as the ugliest scariest monster he had ever seen. Because he wanted to get rid of it, I could buy it for a pittance. I made a nice profit.
I have an Ugly Pot. A friend was clearing out her dad's house and described it to me as that. You've never seen anyone move so fast in your life: it was a HUGE Doulton Lambeth silicon ware jardiniere. It is so not ugly.
Darkwing's looks like a kid-made ashtray. Bear's sounds like a grab-and-run. I've never seen it here but ugly it ain't.