I actually don’t even know what to say...... No, definitely NOT googling, I got enough of a shock googling ‘dating Jewellery’........who knew Jewellery could be a girls name?
..and if y'all diddnt know these little metal corks could be used as wine bottle stoppers. Y'a know, the kind that they now sell in pretty little sets to give away to people who don't need them because they drank all the wine in the bottle so why keep a stopper there when the flask is empty anyway... I think we have three separate "gift" sets of those somewhere and never use them. Wish I could find another use for them. Oh, yeah! Y'all just gave me an idea! Of course, we may have limited need for that use as well--one would hope...
OHHHHHHHHHHH.....this thread JUST KEEPS GOING......N’ GOING.......N’ GOING.........N’ GOING.......N’ GOING............. ADNAUSEUM
I cannot believe that there is a real use for these as described above. Somebody has to have made this up.
So the last set of these sold on eBay for $176... So there has to be some proctologists out there buying these things.. "Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'" - Cosmo Kramer - The ASSMAN