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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Christmasjoy, post: 186094, member: 164&quot;]Okay, one more and then I&#039;ll stop&nbsp; ;.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was newly married and 22yrs old,&nbsp; my husband and I were driving up to Kelowna to visit friends.&nbsp; On the way we got a little frisky and hubby pulled into a secluded spot off the highway ..&nbsp; we spotted a lovely tree and settled under it.&nbsp; Wellll&nbsp; .. as we were exercising our limbs under that tree a sharp pain in my right buttock caused me to let out a shriek,&nbsp; hubby thought that he was doing a good job and continued on !!&nbsp; he soon realized that I was hurting and checked my arse&nbsp; ..&nbsp; it was a largish piece of wood embedded there, he couldn&#039;t remove it&nbsp; .. it was so painful.&nbsp; He helped me to the car and I lay face down on the back seat&nbsp; ..( thank goodness that cars had those all in one seats back then) He then drove to the nearest hospital emergency where the doctor enquired how it happened,&nbsp; I was so embarrassed&nbsp; ..&nbsp; I coudn&#039;t tell him that I was getting my jollies under a tree so I said &quot;none of your business&quot; !!&nbsp;&nbsp; Any way,&nbsp;&nbsp; he remove the chunk of wood,&nbsp; it wasn&#039;t as big as I thought, it felt like the whole tree was jammed into my right cheek.&nbsp; After cleaning the wound and putting a couple of stitches in it,&nbsp; I was left to go on my way.&nbsp; The stitches were removed a while later after we returned home.&nbsp; &nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp; Joy.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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