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<p>[QUOTE=&quot;Christmasjoy, post: 186147, member: 164&quot;]Here&#039;s one thats a little tamer&nbsp; <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="mceSmilie" alt=":)" unselectable="on" />&nbsp; &nbsp; When I was about six yrs old I was chosen to play the part of Mary, mother of baby Jesus&nbsp; at our Sunday school Christmas Nativity play.&nbsp; I was so excited, this was right up my alley !!&nbsp;&nbsp; My mother fashioned a white gown from an old bed sheet, and a blue piece of cloth to drape over my head.&nbsp; I didn&#039;t have a speaking part but was to sit there looking dreamy and Holy as I looked down at the manger.&nbsp; The big day arrived and it went swimmingly&nbsp; ..&nbsp; I sat there like a Queen.&nbsp; Afterwards we left for home, my mother pushing my baby sister in her pram, my older sister walking nicely alongside,&nbsp; and me, well&nbsp; ..&nbsp; I couldn&#039;t get out of character .. my nose was in the air as I walked slowly and imperiously.&nbsp; My mother said&nbsp; &quot;Hurry up,&nbsp; stay alongside of me&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; I answered&nbsp; &quot;Be quiet, I&#039;m thinking&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; and my mother answered&nbsp; &#039;&#039; SO AM I&quot;&nbsp; as she grabbed my arm and proceeded to smack my arse in the high street.&nbsp; In those days it was okay to do this.&nbsp; Anyway,&nbsp; I was no longer Mother Mary,&nbsp; I was Joy,&nbsp; with tears and snot everywhere. We were NOT allowed to be rude to our parents&nbsp; .. but after all,&nbsp; I WAS a star of the stage&nbsp; ..&nbsp; JEEZZZZ&nbsp; .....&nbsp; Joy.&nbsp; Okay, I&#039;m really finished now.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>

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